Welcome to GNUconsulting!

Good morning! My name is David Bishop, and I’m the sole proprietor of GNUconsulting. I’m a geek, in the new, completely cool, almost Samuel Jackson-esque, way. The fact that I’m an overweight white guy in his thirties shouldn’t distract you from that core fact. Feel free to wander around, I’m just revamping what was basically a dead spot on the internet, into a maybe-slightly-less dead spot. I hate to make promises of things to come, as promises lead to hope, hope leads to disappointment, and disappointment reminds me of my high school dating experiences. And that doesn’t make anyone happy.